Random Facts of the Day

Chickens can run up to 9mph

 The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

 Swans are the only birds with penises.

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “return to sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Elephants can’t jump. Every other mammal can.

And to end on a happy note……………….Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death

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2 responses to “Random Facts of the Day

  1. supportunitonline

    Poor Protesters!!!

    Donohoe
    xxx

  2. theworldwillneverknow

    POOR PROTESTORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT GOOO PIGGYS! WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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